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Thursday, 4 December 2014

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Michelle reckoned White House janitor's job would smarten up Barack's CV

Washington AC/DC - "And next thing you know the guy's suddenly President," Dubya's daughter said today, "one helluva career move considering he used to mop the White House floor."

Jenna Bush Hager and her twin Barbara were appearing on Wednesday night's WTF Happens Now Live show when out popped the question, 'Did you really shag Obama in a Queen's Bedroom Threesome?'

"No, actually it was in the White House bowling alley cupboard," Mrs Hager chuckled, "the place where they store all the spare Presidential balls."

The revelations come amid reports that prior to becoming President of the United States Barack Obama got a job as a White House janitor after an ultimatum from Michelle about 'polishing up his CV'.

Duties included servicing stuff around the place - including the appetites of First Daughters Jenna and Barbara, notorious for their tastes in threesomes with men.

Vice President Joe Biden's char lady is 69.

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