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Topics: Drugs, Celebrities

Saturday, 25 November 2006

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No more sleeping in limos for George

Troubled pop star Michael George has been found asleep in bed and not for the first time either. George, real name Andreas Paraniakos, is giving his showbiz chums and hangers-on cause for alarm, and an insider has told The Spoof that they are worried about their golden goose.

Tony Spiv said:

"Well we can't seem to rely on him to bung us any freebies at the moment as he appears to be living a totally 'normal' life. It was a different matter when he was 'doped up to the eye balls'; we could get into him for whatever we wanted. Talk about an easy touch.

"I'll tell you, now it's so bad that I had to actually go and score some 'gear' on the street myself yesterday. What's that all about?" added the shifty looking so-called star's pal.

Unsubstantiated reports tell of George spending days reading books and drinking coffee before going to his studio to record pop music.

The Spoof wonders just how long this can go on for before all the free loaders get fed up and go and bum a living of some other pop star that's off his face all the time.

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