A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells.
Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such a hit with the ladies and slightly unusual men, that additional electricity has to be added to the National Grid to power millions more household televisions and kettles when it is transmitted.
Although many will not like the substitution of old trousers and large asses for exotic barely clad Latin American ladies cavorting across their screen, many will be glad to see the back of the narcissistic, patronising panel judges and some of the 'prima donna' professional dance partners.
The production company has asked Bruce Forsyth and several old Ronnies to be compères but were met with largely unprintable answers. Old "Goodies" stars or perhaps Cheggers may even be asked to step in. Nowell Edmonds is said to be too rich to want to bother with anything to do with non "box opening" excitement.