New York - Shameless Brit poseurs Kate and William have accepted a million dollar bung to watch a dreary basketball game during a forthcoming New York trip.
The PR stunt is being billed as basketcase bosses' dream come true as the UK's top poodlefakers prepare to watch the Cleveland Cavaliers taking on the New York Nets.
Aides to the faux pair said the itinerary also includes post-match canapes and mint juleps where they will hobnob with the sport's biggest star LeBron James.
And other well known non-entities.
Then for another million bucks William will pimp out his pregnant ho for a right royal knee trembler with the basketball superstar, tarriff starting at fifty grand for a hand job, double for oral.
Commenting on the forthcoming trip a Palace janitor said that if truth be known nobody quite understands the purpose of the royal couple going to the match 'apart from all the money'.
A tacky website advertising the three day shindig says the basketball game appearance is 'to make a meaningful public link' between the royals' mineygrubbing activities, the National Basketcase Association and the United for Wildlife organization, for which William is an internet hacker.
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