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Sunday, 28 September 2014

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"I'M BEST CLOWN" SAYS HANNIDY

Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian.

Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier."

"It's hilarious that he and his gunman, some of whom who took sniper positions, faced down armed federal authorities on his ranch - a felony violation -when the feds arrest dozens of people each year for illegal possession of firearms," said Hannidy.

Hannidy also said that when he treated Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson like he was an expert on ISIS, Stuart "had nothing to say about it because he couldn't top it for comedic hilarity."

"Of course when I said that, 'Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout,' Jon jumped all over me. How could he take me seriously when I say such B.S.? He knows I'm only pandering to the drool cup idiots who watch Fox News," Hannidy stated.

"Stuart knows that I have no ability to speak for myself. I only say what my Fox owners like Rupert Murdoch tell me to. I'm an empty suit, a non-entity, a meathead said the Fox News Host.

That Jon would take me seriously is just amazing. I should not be allowed to have any level of credibility given to me because 'there's no there there.' It a source of endless joy and merriment to me that Jon Stuart would do that. It's just so funny. I'm obviously the best comic" he concluded.

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