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Tuesday, 23 September 2014

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Due to the amount of t.o.t.p presenters who have now been in trouble with the law, the b.b.c have finally held their hands up and admitted it's time to axe all Top of the Pops repeats on b.b.c.4 + any future planned events. The list of crimes include sexual offences against minors - illegal sex acts in a public place, bestiality and a massive list of groping offences to numerous to name.

Top of the Pops gave most British music legends they're first shot at the big time. Gary Glitter, Cliff Richard, Johnathan King and Mud all made their fist t.v appearances on T.O.T.P.

A spokesman for the show said "It will probably never be repeated ever again. Its getting to the point that every time a show is televised, we get inundated with fresh allegations against the shows presenters! Ironically the only one's the b.b.c would be allowed to show were presented by David 'Kid' Jensen."

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