Written by dav
Print this
Topics: Music, singer

Wednesday, 26 November 2003

image for The Famous Enya Rips One
I write the songs; People write me cheques - Sweet simplicity

BULGARIA - The stars are not so brightly shinning tonight, as Derek Zuniga of the United States, brought allegations that international phenomenon and new age singer/composer 'Enya' had maliciously stolen his music. Derek (36) had been writing this song for several years collaborating with American Goth-star Marilyn Manson.

Locked in a string of several lawsuits to affirm ownership on a specific song, the controversial laid foundation was all too suspicious for Grammy award winning artist/performer 'Enya,' who took the stand Tuesday in a Court of Law to defend herself against these proposed accusations.

The song, which has become a backdrop of modern-day myth and cult-ridden obsessive culture, 'May it be', may not quite be all that it may be. Insiders to her Gregorian monk type home offered only small slices of truth, and spoke in ridiculous nonsense, and made-up languages. Programmed by a quaint epic trilogy, these Sheba's had exceedingly no intelligence to call their own, so we disbanded and set forth back to Hollywood, USA.

Zuniga hopes to gain sustainable damages and punitive penalties for this unruly theft, which has now gained acclaim as the best song on Earth.

Make dav's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 1?

1 25 6 5
45 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more