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Monday, 1 September 2014

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With the voice of Maria?!

Hollywood - Sequels are rarely able to muster the excitement of their originals and in Godzilla' case that goes double...or triple. However one clever addition will include a celebrity voice.

In this case it will be a celebrity grunt from the beautiful tennis star Maria Sharapova. "Well her grunt has gotten stronger and longer over the years," says John McEnroe, "We timed it the other day at 4 seconds, which is apparently approximately the length the Godzilla folks are looking for.

"I'm so excited to be part of the Godzilla Series," said Maria in a prepared statement, "Large lizards have always been exciting to me, I think they're sexy."

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