Written by D P Whitehead
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Tuesday, 26 August 2014

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person.

"I simply do not know which one is which," said Duncan Whitehead as he strained at his TV screen, "I thought they might be brothers, or even clones, but my wife assures me that they are different people, unrelated - but I find it amazing how closely they remind me of each other."

Jimmy Fallon is an American television host, comedian, actor, singer, musician and producer. He currently hosts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, a late-night talk show that airs on NBC.

Jimmy Kimmel is an American comedian, voice actor, actor, screenwriter, producer, musician, television host, and radio personality. He is the host and creator of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that airs on ABC.

Whitehead explains - "It is amazing that I completely detest both of them to the same degree; I mean, not only are they both called Jimmy, both host pretty lame chat shows, both suck up and feign over real stars, both are not that funny, both have similar looks - preppy - but what is most amazing; both their shows are on TV so late that no one really gives a fuck what they "chat" about!"

At time of press Whitehead was still not hosting any chat show nor was he famous or rich and to be honest is probably slightly jealous of the two "Jimmy's".

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