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Monday, 25 August 2014

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New York - A war of words has broken out on the MumsTheWordNet site about who might have fathered George Clooney's girlfriend's baby bump other than her fiancé George.

London human frights barrister Ms Anal Alapudding is looking four months pregnant if a series of billowing hide-the-bump smocks is to be believed.

Last month she and George posted marriage banns at Chelsea Town Hall in London ahead of a rushed September wedding officiated by New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.

The ceremony at Clooney's Lake Cuomo village in Italy will see the bride waft down the aisle in a $50,000 sheer silk Valentino gown and five grand Manolo heels crafted from Swarowski crystals.

Not much is known about her in the USA other than she's WikiLeaks fugitive from justice Julian Assange's barrister.

And takes a size ten shoe.

Colleagues at her Doughty Street Chambers in Central London reckon she's senior partner Geoffrey Robinson's illegitimate daughter, probably one of the top reasons why she ever got the job.

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