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Tuesday, 21 November 2006

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Stiff upper lip old chap

Filthy rich society wide-boy Lord Garth Folderolop was this morning languishing in a London Police cell.

The 'top toff' was pinched last night after an extraordinary outburst at a West End charity do.

The pedantic peer vented his spleen and got it off his chest, with what bystanders said was gusto or it may have been brio; although it definitely was not biro as that's a pen.

The outburst was provoked over an incident that happened during the raffle that was MC'd by TV celebrity Christopher Biggins.

Biggins it seems drew the volley of abuse just because the lucky Lord won two prizes in the all star draw. The much loved funny man led the obligatory "put it back, put it back" chant but feisty Folderolop was having none of it.

"I bought the fu****g ticket so it's my fu****g prize you little oik" he screamed at the gob-smacked ex-Porridge star. He then went 'completely mental' and started to smash the place up.

Cops were called and the upper class arse was taken into custody.

Neither Mr McKay nor Norman Stanley Fletcher was available for comment this morning.

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