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Thursday, 7 August 2014

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Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London.

"Those potty fans have had in for me from the moment I announced this movie," said the irate Dick. "They seem to think that I'm somehow debasing their beloved wiz-kid with my movie, but there is absolutely no connection between my Harry and theirs. They are two completely different characters. For example, Harry Potter has Hogwarts but Harry Do-Her has genital warts."

When asked if the fire will now prevent the film from being released the producer answered, "Tragically the fire happened only hours into filming. Fortunately, though, we were almost wrapped. All we needed was the money shot."

Dick went on to say, "At first, when the black plumes of smoke began to overcome us and I ordered the crew to keep filming, there were a few moans and groans but then I realised that they were just part of the script. My crew, I'm proud to say, were completely professional about the whole ordeal, particularly the actors. Mind you, that wasn't the first time they've cum under fire."

Finally, Dick added, "Despite the obvious sabotage I'm happy to say that the film is in the can and if you've seen any of my movies then you'll know that that's the best place for it to be."

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