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Saturday, 19 July 2014

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Fabulous actress Lindsay Lohan has announced she's back and never felt better.

The one time popular DJ was speaking at an award ceremony where she won the Ischia Comeback Award for her performance in the West End production of David Mamet's play 'Speed The Plow'.

Speaking at the ceremony,The Ischia Global Film & Music Festival, Lohan gushed, 'I'm back to my best.I'm bloody brilliant, always have been.Even when I was selling Computers I never doubted myself.I'm gorgeous, good fun and a super DJ, always available for expensive private functions.I thoroughly deserve this award, so thanks. I'm also thinking of moving to the UK permanently so there's some more good news for everyone.'

Event organiser, Hollywood gossip guru, Denver Colorado said, 'She's a wag isn't she?'

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