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Friday, 18 July 2014

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Mylie Cyrus Not Doing The Gaza Strip Thing

Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region.

"I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not coming but, like , I don't want to get bombed ya know". Residents in the region were clearly upset when hearing the news "First Israel and now this?" said 14 year old Pashka. "I dug ditches all winter to pay for that ticket, I better get a fuckin refund, that bitch".

Others were glad the tour was cancelled. "I don't like her" said one mother. "She is an evil American slut, not good for children, not good". The news just keeps getting worse for the residents of the war torn area as Israel launches a ground war, intensifies its bombings and now Cyrus backs out.

In similar news, the Amy Whinehouse tribute band, Skank , also cancelled their appearance in Gaza due to the current "bogus" conditions.

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