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Saturday, 28 June 2014

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Paul McCartney who came down with a nasty V in Japan, is now feeling quite good thank you very much. In fact whatever meds he is on might be making the Rock and Roll legend a bit more frank than usual.

"F--! yeah man were ready to rock you bastards in the U.S.A.! said a wide eyed Paul in his brief video, "In fact if you F--ers would like to re-use your tickies, you can come see our flippin show in September for sure!!"

"Paul was suffering some mild depression following his debacle in Japan," say Ringo Starr, "I think from watching his message they must have upped his Seretonin boosters a might t' far."

"This of course is a problem we face with aging rockers," said Physician Joeseph Brenner, former physician for the aging Electric Pineapple, a lesser known band from the British Invasion. Though better known for being busted for distributing narcotics to the band, Brennar is still a licensed physician. "It's easy for things to get out of balance as we age, we as physicians have to adjust things frequently."

"Sooooo! Get your baby to drive yer car and get yer asses OUT THERE to see us!" finished Paul with a flourish of air guitar, "Peace and Love Ya as my friend Richard Starkey says."

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