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Wednesday, 25 June 2014

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Cartwheel also does the voice for Jessica Simpson.

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today.

"We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when they are no longer of any use to the cult," spoke a Scamatology representative. "So therefore, we will no longer be secretly using our mind control techniques. Instead, we will be totally out in the open about brainwashing our subjects. We believe we are the only cult doing this, being open about their evil acts. We hope to attract the people that are totally committed to having their life controlled by a cult."

So if YOU are looking for a great cult to commit your life to, try Scamatology! So reads the tagline for new Scamatology print ads. Rumors are they will use totally spaced out loony and voice of Brat Simpson, Nanoo Cartwheel to introduce the new TV spots.

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