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Friday, 2 May 2014

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"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as he gently scooped up hair which had shook itself loose from his head and on to the floor.

After celebrating the big 4-0 a few days ago it looks like father time's gynzoo knife has begun to mow his once precious goldielocks. Luckily for Brad if he acts quickly he can go for a transplant at any male baldness doctor in LaLa Land.

But, he better act fast before people come up to him and ask why he is looking up into the sky?

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