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Wednesday, 30 April 2014

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HOLLYWOOD--Rob Reiner, director of the highly acclaimed romantic comedyWhen Harry Met Sally, announced today that he is bringing back Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in a sequel to the original film called When Harry Met Cialis.

This story picks up twenty-five years later, when Harry, now married to Sally for a quarter of a century, is suffering from Low-T and the inability, as he points out to a friend, "to even fake an orgasm, much less have one!"

Things are certainly strained between the long-married couple, as Sally, now one of the regulars on The View, complains to Whoopi Goldberg, "Harry's wick hasn't burned in months! God, I've been trying to get him to take his MAXIRON. I tell him, 'Honey, you're not old. It's just a number. It happens to everyone at some point.'"

In one pivotal scene in the movie Sally, meeting with her old college friend and ex-meth addict Marie (played by Carrie Fisher), fakes the orgasm she wishes she could have with her husband Harry, adding sardonically at the end, "That's about as close as I'm going to come to the real thing."

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