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Wednesday, 23 April 2014

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Justin Bieber had some friend over and we him paid well to take a mike recorder with him because we knew the Bieber was up to no good.

"The grown-ups would all come over and they'd talk and drink and I got sent to bed but I always sneaked back. Usually to see what they were speaking so low about."

But the drunker they got, the louder they got till almost the whole group were smashed, according to Bieber.

Then I'd slip in and get Moms sewing stuff and sew up the men's coats and then I'd use thread to tighten up the women's coats.

After everybody staggered to the coat room the guy would be like at camp when you short sheet a person. He's try and try to get his hand into his coat sleeve and sometimes he'd fall on the floor having a cursing fit.

But the woman would pull and pull her coat and it barely fit in the belly.

That's when I'd come in and so, "Looks like you're pregnant to me!"

That brought different results: "Pregnant! George get up off that floor. Here I am standing here drunk and pregnant. What are you doing down there?"

"One lady was really happy she was pregnant but there was one fight because the husband or boyfriend had been gone awhile and there were a lot of accusations and crying."

"I guess I overdid it cause I never saw much of them after that."

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