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Topics: Divorce, LEGO

Monday, 21 April 2014

A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood.

The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in bits have been denied, both are fine.

One report, that has also been denied alleged that he was just too square and that they just didn't fit. It is expected though that they will split all their possessions during in the divorce, including their Lego house and cars.

Friends had hoped that the couple could piece things together but it appears the couple never laid a good foundation on which to build their relationship.

Reports that one of the couple had some "dubious" connections - have also been denied.

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