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Sunday, 20 April 2014

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Katy says that Mayer once bought her a lipstick imported from Stockholm, Sweden that cost $800.

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times.

And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that she is willing to try to enter into a relationship with the man known as John "The Player" Mayer for a fourth time.

Fondue who is a close friend of Katy's told her to look in the mirror and she will see a beautiful fool staring right back at her.

FuFi said that he has heard from several sources that Johnny just uses her because she's got a pair of the finest looking knockers in all of Tinsel Town.

Katy fired back saying that there is much more to her than just a couple of mammary glands.

Fondue grinned and replied "Okay girl, a butt, a pair of legs, two very big eyes, and what else?"

SIDENOTE: Katy told FuFi that she appreciated his concern but added that there is a certain very intimate part of her that misses the heck out of Mayer

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