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Friday, 18 April 2014

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Shakira holds the world's belly dancing speed record. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW ORLEANS - The Colombian Bombshell, Shakira performed at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans and the audience went crazy.

The belly dancing singer holds the record for gyrating her hips at 124 miles per hour, but she has just topped that record in the Big Easy as one of her dance numbers was officially clocked at 126 miles per hour.

Afterwards Shakira, who is 37, told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she knew she had broken her old record because she could just feel it in her crotch region.

The "Hips Don't Lie" singer said that she owes the record-breaking feat to the fact that in the past week she had lost 4 pounds plus she has been able to spend more time doing the sis-boom-bah with her boyfriend Gerard Pique.

SIDENOTE: De Gallo really praised Shakira especially since she is 37-years-old and usually a belly dancer starts losing belly dancing speed once she hits the age of 35.

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