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Friday, 18 April 2014

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Hillary has said that her grandbaby will not be born in Colorado. (Photo courtesy of Michelle Obama).

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting.

Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA.

A close friend of the Clinton's said that Chelsea's father kidded her saying that if she has octuplets then that'll be 8 voters.

Chelsea who loves riding horses told her mom that she was considering having the baby while on a horse.

Her mom replied that she can forget about that old Czechoslovakian tradition because hardly any women have that kind of childbirth anymore.

Meanwhile, Chelsea's husband who is an investment banker and a ski instructor said he would like to have the baby born in Colorado.

Hillary nixed that idea saying that the air is full of marijuana and no grandchild of hers is going to be breathing second hand weed smoke.

In Other News. Shaquille O'Neal has said that if he buys the Los Angeles Lakers he will immediately trade Kobe Bryant to the Milwaukee Bucks.

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