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Thursday, 17 April 2014

image for Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet
This grille masks Lola's hairy tufts which sprout from Madonna's unruly genome

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face.

Now they're no longer Homeland actor Timothee Chamalet's concern since his split-up with the lovely Ms Lola following a classic whirlwind 12-month teenage romance.

The ex-couple met at LaGuardia High School of Music & Art & Performing Arts during last year's performance of Sweet Charity.

Timo, as pals call him, was clearly smitten despite admitting he was often unable for focus on Lola's amazing sultry looks without fixating on the fledgling Freda Kahlo tufts.

The last straw came when someone on FarceBook mischievously offered to lend Timo 'some wicked tweezers' for a midnight raid on his girlfriend's brow.

Of course Lola saw the message and has an outraged hissyfit before dumping her boyfriend by SMS text.

The Material Girl's own eyebrows are insured for a million dollars apiece.

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