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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Monica said she used to dream about being the nation's first lady.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern.

Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine.

The 40-year-old, who has never married, was asked if she missed living and working in D.C.

She grinned and said that sometimes she does; especially when she realizes that she could have been the nation's first lady.

Tucker asked her if she presently has a love interest. She giggled and said that she doesn't but was quick to point out that she has been having wild fantasies about GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

"Rush Limbaugh?" Tucker asked quite surprised.

"Oh yes," Monica answered. She then went on to say that of everyone in the political spotlight today, she finds Rush to be the sexiest of all.

She then shyly admitted to having a "Rush Crush."

SIDENOTE: Durango Tucker later asked her what exactly about Rush Limbaugh was so attractive to her. She grinned, took the Tootsie Roll Pop out of her mouth and replied, "His 12-inch cigars...ah yes, it's the cigars."

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