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Monday, 14 April 2014

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Khloe says that Jolie looks like she got bit on the lips by a swarm of yellow jackets.

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorced.

So when she heard Angelina Jolie make the remark that her sister Kim had to do something about her butt which has gotten out of control and is getting bigger by the week she said she had to put in her two cents.

Khloe said that at least Kim did not have to steal some other woman's husband like she (Jolie) did when she stole Brad Pitt away from America's sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.

The 5-foot-10-inch tall Kardashian went on to say that Angelina is just running off at the mouth because (1) Brad has lost all interest in her and (2) she has some of the ugliest looking tattoos since Kat Von D.

Khloe also commented that in a few more years if (Jolie) dyes her hair blonde she will look exactly like Governor Jan Brewer who looks exactly like what Joan Rivers would look like if she hadn't had a dozen or so facelifts.

Suggested Reading: To see photographs of some of Joan Rivers' 100 plus nips, snips, clips, and tucks go to www.joanriversspacealienorwhat.ugh

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