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Monday, 14 April 2014

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The view from Sofia's suite at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sofia Vergara, the star of the hit sitcom Modern Family flew down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town.

From the minute her plane landed at The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and she departed the plane Ms. Vergara drew quite a crowd of onlookers and admirers.

The Colombian-born beauty has a fabulously luscious 34-DD chest which Hugh Hefner has called a true work of natural art.

Dolly Parton has said about Vergara's tatas "Good gracious y'all. I am green with envy cause the muchacha's chichi's aren't store bought like mine are."

And millions and millions of men have simply said, "AhhhhMmmmmm."

Sofia checked into The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

And it wasn't long before she headed down to the pristine beach and laid out in what one local called the smallest, skimpiest, freaking bikini swimsuit he had ever seen.

Vergara spent about an hour signing autographs. She even graciously gave a man who said it was his 100th birthday a French kiss.

After word of the birthday kiss got about 58 other men and 1 woman told her that it was their birthday also.

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