HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men has just informed the Hollywood Press that the show will have the nation's first kiddoes appear in an upcoming episode.
The White House has confirmed that Malia and Sasha Obama will both be appearing on Ashton Kutcher's hit show.
Kutcher was reportedly thrilled beyond belief when he heard the news and immediately stated that old Charlie Sheen never had anyone who is more well known that the two Obama girls appear on his show.
Cal Colfax, White House press secretary commented that the president was simply ecstatic when he got the call from the show's creator, writer, and producer Chuck Lorre.
Colfax said that the president and his wife were both on Cloud 9 when they heard what Malia and Sasha would be paid for their appearance.
Lorre did not want to reveal exactly what the girls will do on the show but an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity said that the Obama girls will be portraying Girl Scouts who come to Walden Schmidt's (Ashton Kutcher's) Malibu Beach house selling cookies.
Walden does a double take and tells the two girls that they look amazingly like Malia and Sasha Obama.
Malia looks at Sasha and remarks to Walden, "Yes sir, we get that a lot."
Sasha then adds, "and let me be perfectly clear on this - we get that an awful lot Mr. Kutcher...I mean Mr. Schmidt."
SIDENOTE: Walden ends up telling the girls that he will buy 100 boxes.