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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Jolie has said that Kim Kardashian's butt needs to have its very own zip code.

HOLLYWOOD - Two actresses who love the spotlight have entered into a feud that has their family and friends concerned.

Angelina Jolie, 38, started the fray when she told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kim Kardashian, 33, really needs to do something about her butt which seems to be growing out of control.

Angelina noted that Kardashian's caboose has gotten so big that she could rent it out for kiddie rides.

When Kim heard about Angelina's remarks she said that Jolie needs to go in and have a lip reduction procedure performed because it just isn't normal for a woman's lips to take up half of her face.

She then added that the husband-stealer needs to stop whining about the fact that her own father has said she has some of the ugliest tattoos he has ever seen.

Angelina and Kim can both get extremely vulgar so Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay with the story and bring you any further developments as they develop.

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