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Friday, 11 April 2014

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A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000.

This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England.

Canadian dentist Dr. Michael Zuk revealed that he plans on using DNA from one of John Lennon's teeth to make a clone baby that he can raise as his own.

"If there is enough DNA to sequence it, it could be basically genetic real estate," Zuk said. "My goal is to own John Lennon's DNA."

Zuk was asked about a name for his cloned Beatle.

"Since it's a tooth, maybe John Lesion."

"If John were here, he'd call the baby 'John Laughing Gas'", stated a reporter

The doctor believes that owning the tooth grants him the rights to Lennon's DNA.

How about Yoko?

"Let's just not go there", he replied.

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