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Friday, 11 April 2014

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Miley took this selfie of her at the Burger Bandit in West Hollywood.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent.

He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly to North Korea and perform a concert at his Pyongyang Presidential Palace.

Miley was so excited she almost dropped her burger on the floor but luckily for her one of the Burger Bandit employees managed to grab it before it hit the floor.

He handed it back to Miley who thanked him and signed the pants of his white Burger Bandit uniform.

The Twerking Princess was so thrilled at the news that she told the manager that she wanted to buy vanilla milk shakes for everyone in the restaurant.

SIDENOTE: When Miley spoke to her agent he verified that she would in fact be paid $1 million [U.S.]. She grinned and added that for that much money hell she'll twerk old Kim Jong Un and his sister Kim Yo Jong (twice).

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