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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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Angelina says that things between her and Brad are somewhat happy.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie appeared on The Viagra View and talked about her recent cheating rumor.

Jolie told co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King that she has no idea where the rumor about her and John Mayer doing the sis-boom-bah came from.

Angie said that she is somewhat happy with Brad and contrary to what a lot of his fans think she would not cheat on him even with a good-looking svengali type dude like Johnny.

Jolie said that Mayer The Player has a reputation for being a love 'em and leave 'em type of Casanova.

She pointed out that he has used such celebrities as Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry.

Larry asked "So then the sis-boom-bah rumors about you and Mayer are false?

Angelina paused for a moment and then replied, "Well Larry, let's just say the sis part is correct, but I swear he didn't get to second base."

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