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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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Khloe shaving her legs prior to going out with Russell Brand.

SANTA MONICA, California - Friends of Khloe Kardashian say that she misses ex-husband Lamar Odom about as much as Kirstie Alley misses a meal.

The 5-foot-10-inch tall Kardashian sister has said that she was a fool for sitting home like a nice little Tammy Wynette woman while her husband NBA basketball star was out dribbling with every Tomasina, Dickalina, and Harriet in LaLaLand.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that Khloe was spotted underneath the famed Santa Monica Pier where she and Russell Brand were reportedly engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey.

Brand has always said that he has fantasized more about Khloe than any other Hollywood starlet including Lindsay Lohan, Nina Dobrev, and Paris Hilton.

Russell, who was married to Katy Perry, said that Lamar must have bacon for brains to have cheated on such a ravishingly luscious woman as Khloe "Kissy Face" Kardashian.

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