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Monday, 7 April 2014

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Peaches was blond, sexy and not really similar-looking to this peroxide female

London - Her mother Paula Yates famously died from a heroin overdose aged just 41 shortly after her lover, INXS musician Michael Hutchence, was found auto erotically asphyxiated in an Australian hotel room.

Tonight reports from London-based NewsCorpse stringers say Yates' eldest daughter by Bob Geldof has been found dead at her home in Wrotham, Kent, aged 25.

Scant details allege the mother of two and partner of musician Thomas Cohen, lead singer of a band called S.C.U.M, 'just dropped dead' unexpectedly amid unattributed claims that she'd gone back to doing Class One drugs.

The British-born TV presenter, journalist and ex-model caused friction with her former Boomtown Rats musician pa for giving her kids the 'daft' names Astala and Phaedra.

Her own name - Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof, was somewhat eclipsed by her siblings' own monikers, described by the music press as bordering on the downright silly.

Elder sister Trixibelle Geldof, born 31 March 1983, Little Pixie Geldof - known as Pixie Geldof - born 17 September 1990 and youngest sister Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, born 22 July 1996 (Michael Hutchence's own child) are said to be in deep shock tonight as the long wait continues for the medical examiner's autopsy report.

The mystery death follows last month's other bizarre entertainment world RIP of L'Wren Scott, live-in partner of Rolling Stones musician Mick Jagger, aged just 49 1/2.

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