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Monday, 7 April 2014

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Lindsay shown sunbathing is thrilled at the tremendous fee she is receiving for appearing in the nude calendar.

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she really needs to make some money to help pay off her tremendous legal fees which she has accrued over the past few years.

Lohan talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and remarked how expensive lawyers are.

Lindsay then added that she is definitely in the wrong business. She told Miss San Guacamole that she may consider going back to college and getting a law degree.

She pointed out that she has agreed to appear in a nude calendar featuring her in 12 provocatively nude erotic poses.

The Tinsel Town starlet said that the photos will be taken by Picasso Mandolin, who is considered to be the number one photographer in the world.

Lindsay is thrilled at the $1.3 million fee she will be receiving. She smiled and told Fajita that she insisted that Mr. Mandolin makes sure that every one of her freckles are revealed.

Lilo blushed and then added "Especially the most intimate ones."

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