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Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals.

Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking off the stage leaving the crowd stunned and waiting.

There were plenty of boos after awhile until one of her traveling group came out and apologized. "You'll get your money refunded as you leave. Ms. Cyrus became sick and couldn't go on with the show and she wanted me to apologize to every one of you."

As they began leaving, some of the crowd were more sympathetic.

"Anyone can get sick. She probably just needs a good rest."

"She looked pretty healthy to me", cracked another one.

"I'll tell you what I overheard backstage", one old lady stated in a loud whisper. "She didn't realize that she was performing at a Nudist Convention. Those rooters...yeah, roadies were back there laughing their butts off. Or I guess it was their butts cause they were wearing clothes."

So I guess the latest attempt to "Shock & Awe" turned out to be "Humdrum & so-what, I got an outfit just like that".

"You mean she was trying to shock US?' asked another elderly lady. "I'm pretty hard to shock at my age."

"Oh, you look every bit as good as Miley, Edith."

"Like the lady back there said. We got the same outfit she does. Mine just needs a little ironing is all."

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