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Friday, 4 April 2014

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Of all the freaky things to happen, a fertility clinic which sells sperm to allow females to get pregnant by someone she admires or would like a son or daughter to have a great singing voice, all types, purchase sperm at a high price.

So when they have their first screw up, it would have to be Rush Limbaugh and a Jackass. An elephant might have made him less mad but now the fertility center has a major suit on their hands.

"It's easy to see what has happened here", stated Limbaugh. "This is an election year and they wanted the publicity so I am suing them for a lot of money OR to tell me who hired them to do this."

"We also have an animal lab in another part of this big facility", stated Robert Hanson, head of the clinic. "We have no idea how one set of tubes got switched over to the other building."

Hanson says that he was grateful they caught their error before they sold some poor lady a jackass as a kid. "Don't think that could have happened anyway."

What about the jackass with Limbaugh as his daddy?

"If he is like his father who's threatening to sue everybody that works here and from his remarks on his show today, I'd say the jackass will look just like a jackass, taking after both parents."

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