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Friday, 4 April 2014

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Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide.

An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last week.

Now they are on their way back and they are on the lookout for Justin Bieber.

Of course, you can figure out the rest. Justin and his buddies had released some 1,000 Babe Ruth candy bars upstream.

"That could have resulted in a panic and caused many people to be hurt. We definitely wish to talk to this young American", stated a high official in the Indian Government.

Meanwhile, Bieber would not say yes or no about it as usual.

"So what, those candy bars would have been nothing to panic over. Besides that, it wasn't me. How they knew I was anywhere near India, I don't know."

However, one Indian official says that the candy bars have polluted the waters as much as the human waste has done.

"People have no respect for other's religion."

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