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Friday, 4 April 2014

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Ellen has developed quite a crush on Megyn Kelly (shown above).

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has said that she is totally devoted to her wife Portia de Rossi. But she noted that if she wasn't she would hope that Megyn Kelly would become a lesbian.

Ellen recently met with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant.

The talk show host told Miss Chipotle that ever since Megyn appeared on her talk show she has not stopped thinking about her and how fantastically sexy and erotic Kelly's legs are.

Ellen confessed to Carolina that Megyn's husband has got to be one of the luckiest SOB's in the nation.

DeGeneres revealed that she cannot help it but she she has developed a crush on Megyn Kelly who is 43.

The 56-year-old talk show host said that her wife is okay with it because she totally gets it that Megyn is physically attractive and sexually desirable.

In Other News. Mississippi is reporting that some of the states cotton fields have become rotten and like they say when them cotton fields get rotten you can't pick very much cotton.

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