New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council.
Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whining, from before the council meeting whereupon he was gagged and stuffed into a drone for the quick trip back to the U.K. at Mach 4.
A Mr. Kissnigerian, affiliated with the U.N. (they work for him), spoke to us about the unfortunate circumstance.
"We had to do something. Ever since Pierced began his horrible T.V. show blithering on about guns in America, the amount of guns purchased here has just gone up like crazy! People were buying them just because he hated it. If he continued, people would probably start buying tanks and rocket launchers. We had to do something to quell the movement. So we 'sacrificed' him. We hope the drone lands safely, but we've lost it on radar."