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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

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David said that Jack Daniels and him became very close friends.

HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s.

David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been handed a 3 month sentence to a rehab clinic.

Cassidy will also be on probation for 5 years, 5 months, and 5 days according to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue.

Fondue told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that the 63-year-old former teen star just could not seem to keep out of his car after putting away lots and lots of beer, whiskey, or tequila.

Cassidy stated that he just got to the point where he drank to forget. When asked to forget what, he paused for a second and answered, "Gosh, I forget."

David said that his former co-star on The Partridge Family Danny Bonaduce tried to talk to him about the evils of liquor but David said that he learned years ago never to believe anything that Danny boy said.

Bonaduce has had lots of problems himself including an incident back in 1999, where he is alleged to have molested a camel at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.

Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh has said that Cassidy is just damn lucky he doesn't live in Iran where they would have probably removed his lips.

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