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Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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Many music fans feel that Lady Gaga needs to check herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently appeared on The View and she told Barbara Walters that she truly believes that Lady Gaga's career is headed straight for the dumpster.

She noted that her performance down in Austin at the SXSW in which she had an individual vomit on her pretty much put an end to her time in the spotlight.

Madonna stated that Lady Gaga is so desperate to try and catch up with Miley Cyrus that she will resort to anything including having someone disgustingly throw up on her.

Several foreign entertainment media reporters stated that if she had pulled that sick, act from the depths of hell, in some of the world's countries, she and the vomiter would have both been arrested and most probably sentenced to life in prison.

The "Material Girl" singer said that in her day, she has seen and done some dumb things but never anything as tremendously stupid and horribly nauseating as what Lady Gaga did.

The infamous cougar further noted that vomit is filth and filth does not belong on anyone's body, not even on the Taliban or Al-Qaeda who are pretty much the scumballs of the Earth.

Meanwhile, Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle stated that Lady Gaga has shown the entire world that she is 28 going on 8.

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