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Sunday, 30 March 2014

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Trump recently bought a pet cat which he named Trumpster.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has certainly never been shy about speaking his mind and his latest spouting proves that.

Trump speaking to a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that he truly feels that Kathy Griffin needs to retire from the mouthing off business.

Donald said that she recently made a comment about his hairdo and he responded by saying that the blue eyed, red cougar has all the charm and personality of a stale bagel.

He added that the redheaded skank who resembles Ann Coulter except for the color of hair can actually make a landfill look pretty.

Trump noted that Ann Coulter has on several occasions referred to Griffin as a lesbionic nightmare of the worst proportions.

Donald pointed out that he doesn't think that Griffin is gay although probably somewhere around 91 percent of her friends are of the gay and lesbianite persuasion.

SIDENOTE: Ann Coulter was contacted and asked to comment on Donald Trump's remark comparing Kathy Griffin to her. Coulter was not amused and said that if Trump compares her to Kathy then she will compare Donald to Gary "The Space Alien" Busey.

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