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Sunday, 30 March 2014

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Mila says she is going to be the best mother ever. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her.

She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter broad of a wife for a divorce it is great that Ashy finally felt what it feels like to be free again.

Mila added that she had heard from her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that Demi Moore was furious when she heard the news of the pregnancy.

Fondue giggled as he said that Demi the Cougar said that she hopes that Mila has octuplets so that her hooha ends up looking like a piece of pepperoni pizza.

Kunis reportedly responded to that comment by saying that at least she has a hooha unlike Demi The Demon who has a dippy doo.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I have never heard the term dippy doo, but I am guessing that Miss Kunis meant to say the word pecker.]

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