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Friday, 28 March 2014

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No 'Congratulations' to the defendant now heading to jail

Kakispell, Montana - "I just couldn't take it any more Your Honor," the defendant said, "just how much Mistletoe And Whine can any woman take?"

The court also heard the newlywed woman's feelings of estrangement after receiving a cell phone as a wedding gift from her husband only to discover the ring tone was permanently hooked up to play 'It's So Funny How We Don't Talk Anymore'.

But the plea cut no ice with the district judge hearing the case who said the defendant's use of 'Living Doll' as a screen name on her FarceBook account had heavily diluted the

"Maybe he should have stayed a 'Bachelor Boy'," Judge D Redd commented.

"But there are no 'Congratulations' for the defendant who deserves a lengthy custodial sentence."

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