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Friday, 28 March 2014

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Penny Marshall (R) and Cindy Williams (L) in a scene from their sitcom Laverne & Shirley.

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Touch Rock Films is proud to announce that production will soon begin on the Bandini Borrapelli film Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story.

The movie will deal with the life of Penny Marshall of television's Laverne & Shirley fame.

Marshall who starred as Laverne DeFazio in the hit TV sitcom recently came out of the TV closet and announced that she is a full-fledged lesbianite.

Borrapelli stated to Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that he had just read the first three pages of the screenplay when he decided that he wanted to direct the movie.

He said that he has known both Jodie and Penny for many years, and he knows that the two lesbos are fantastic actresses.

He caught himself and said that when he says lesbos he says it in a very respectful way.

SIDENOTE: Set to co-star in the film as Shirley Feeney who was played by Cindy Williams will be Winona Rider who is not a lesbian, but who was caught stealing clothes some years back.

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