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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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Mariah loves to keep some spending money on a desk in her bedroom.

LOS ANGELES - The host of America's Got Talent Nick Cannon, 33, is not at all happy with all of the talk of his wife and her personal trainer.

Nick The Stick told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that if his much older wife Mariah Carey, who is 43, does not stop her flirtatious ways he will take hundreds of upskirt photos he has of her and post them on Facebook.

Cannon said that just because he's 10 years younger than Mariah doesn't mean that she can walk all over him like J.Lo does with her boy toy Casper Smart.

The rumor mills have commented that Mariah is allegedly involved with her personal trainer Bernie Coppalasanetti, who is a dark-haired version of Dancing With The Stars pro dancer Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough.

Nick says that he has been totally faithful to his wife except for that one little French kiss with a Hooter's Girl in Tarzana last summer.

Meanwhile, Mariah told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she makes a ton of money more than Nicky does so she can pretty much do whatever the hell she wants and he really doesn't have much of a say.

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