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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

image for L'Wren Scott buried at Glendale next to Jane Fonda and Joan Rivers
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

Los Angeles, California - A low-key family ceremony saw Mick Jagger's girlfriend interred into one of Forest Lawn's lovely gilded mausoleums to be occupied on the left by Jane Fonda and on the right by Joan Rivers.

Friends who knew the 40-something dress designers said an earlier request to lie beside RIP peroxide bombshell Anna Nicole Smith had gone awry because grave robbers had long since emptied the former model's last resting place in the Bahamas.

Another possibility, of being interred close to John F Kennedy Jr and his wife Carolyn Bessette was also rejected on account of the couple having been cremated and their ashes scattered out at sea.

That only really left a vacant plot next door to Liza Minelli at the Bel Air Celebrity Cemetery but that too ended up being rejected on account of alleged poltergeist activity close to the Cabaret! star's tomb.

Commenting on the short inter-denominational funerary service and internment ceremony someone who wasn't even there today said an old Rolling Stones number was played as the coffin went into its glitzy sarcophagus - maybe 'And I Won't Forget To Put Roses On Your Grave'.

RIP.

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