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Monday, 24 March 2014

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Maude Frickert, often seen on many old television shows has died at the age of 87, the same age as her twin brother Jonathon Winters who died late last year.

Maude loved to horse around, especially with younger men as she was married some twelve times.

"I'd just whack them in the back of the head with a board whenever they quit being frisky like me", she often joked.

Also, Elwood P. Suggins has passed away, also at age 87. Elwood usually kept to himself and never came out in public much. But he was very very close to both Winters and Frickert.

All the great ones leaving us here, missing them.

And this just in: "Shoe" has been taken to the hospital according to one Mork from Ork. Ork? I think that near the Ozarks in Missouri.

I guess it's now left up to Robin Williams and Jim Carrey to give a sorry world a few laughs although, Tim Conway and his elephant tails are still going around the internet Facebook.

Reporting from Hollywood, this is Mindy Mcconnell.

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