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Monday, 24 March 2014

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For L'Wren Scott Les Jeux Sont Faits

Los Angeles - An online spread betting website has published pictures of the late designer's $20,000 win at a Seizures Palace, Las Vegas roulette wheel on New Year's Eve 2005.

Smiling L'Wren and her deadbeat philandering septuagenarian boyfriend Mick Jagger were guests of honor at the lavish bash thrown by online gambling billionaire Russ DeLeon and his umbrella organization business partner-cum-wife Ruth Parasol.

Croupiers working the glitzy all-nighter have described how Z-Lister celebs were plied with $1,000-pop Crystal champagne and goody bags stuffed with $100 chips by party hosts Aintgottaprayer.con in a funraiser recruiting several hundred new online clients.

Today just a handful remain fully liquid.

Of course there's absolutely no reason to suspect Ms Scott's tragic death in New York this month could be connected to any seedy online Texas Hold 'Em or Five Card Stud game.

However a hurried NYC medical examiner's autopsy has ruled out any public inquest where such ludicrous claims could perhaps be heard.

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